In a coffee queue recently, I overheard some teenagers
talking. One, about fifteen years old, was insisting that the word “says” is
pronounced as it is written, while her friends tried to convince her of the
more standard vocalisation. Very quickly, as she realised she had no backup,
her reasoning boiled down to one sentence.
“Yeah, but that’s how I pronounce it.”
The rest of the group kept making their (and society at
large’s) case, but she repeated her one-line defence, angrier each time.
I thought of this girl as I was reading Donald Trump’s
Twitter response to the US Election. “If I can’t have support, or evidence, I’ll
have anger.” The tweet that most amused me describes Obama’s win as a “…great
and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.” Interesting use of the
plural there, Donnie. If polls taken internationally are to be believed, the
exhalation you heard from the world was a sigh of relief. Unless, the “us”
refers to Mr Trump and Fox News?
The above link shows the dignity with which Fox News handled
Ohio being called for Obama. Karl Rove almost ruptured a jowl, and the
number-crunchers were immediately called to task. This is the problem when the –
You know what, I almost typed “news service” there. Neither
concept fits; Fox News provides neither news nor service. I may as well have
called them a feathered pizza delivery. But, to resume –
This is the problem when the broadcasting system a
statistician works for has an ideology. A statistician needs to work with, and
provide, verifiable data, but when that data points at the network’s agenda and
laughs, suddenly our analytical friend has to present his employer with a set
of numbers that are simultaneously correct and yet Wrong. Just as the majority of American voters failed
to acknowledge the minority’s Self-Evident Truth, creating Trump’s “injustice”.
Also rising from the Twittersphere were a couple of dozen
claims that an Obama victory would lead to the Twit in question moving to
Australia, despite our female atheist PM. This is another good reason to keep
Tony Abbott out of the Lodge; a federal Liberal government would be pull-factor
for such asylum seekers. We have various categories of immigration, such
skills-based, family reunion, compassionate grounds; I recommend setting our
Dickhead Immigration quota to nil, and printing up a series of T-shirts with
Obama and Gillard standing side-by-side, with the caption “We’re Not Full, But
Fuck Off Anyway.”
So, Donald and co, rub the money out of your eyes for a
moment, and look upon the world that is.
And it’s pronounced “sezz”, dammit!
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